A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.
"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."
by General Lee A. Dumas December 03, 2013
Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.
by goldengrey1776 December 13, 2021
The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 03, 2017
by FredLikesBread May 19, 2018
In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
D. Rod is the perfect example of meeting the best guy you know without even realizing it. On the outside he may seem shy or nervous, but on the inside he’s one of the funniest people with the biggest heart of any guy you’ve known. D. Rod loves hard so it’s easy for him to get hurt, but he treats his women with the utmost respect and love they deserve. If you ever meet a D. Rod, never let him go because he’s a one of a kind.
by Shadykay March 27, 2024
by Bend0ver. June 25, 2021