Funny Number(s)

69, 420, credit card numbers and social security numbers count as well😈

Kris: Yo it's 4:20
Logan: Ha, funny number(s)

by Nigga Fish Gang November 24, 2020

wilt numbers

Having over 100+ sex parters. Wilt Chamberlain the only NBA to score 100 in a game but also had over 1000 sex partners.

Those prostitutes are probably in wilt numbers

by DeezNauts April 23, 2017

Number 2 Pussy

Anal, The secondary pussy. Having anal sex.

The asshole of a female

Person 1 "How was Amy's last night?"
Person 2 "She finally gave it up!"
Person 1 "Pussy?"
Person 2 "Number 2 Pussy at that!"
Person 1 "You lucky motherfucker"

by #shitmikesays April 06, 2012

number three

diarrhea. it is like a number one, but it is also like a number two. hence, number three.

Man, after that spicey chicken wing eating contest, I had flaming number three for like, two weeks.

by Dethbringer September 13, 2005

looking for number three

When a girl realizes she has had the two men in her life who have the "most to offer", so it is probably all downhill from there.

"Damn, now I'm going to be looking for number three forever."

by J Min January 27, 2009

The number one sluggard

It is sussy. He is the laziest human alive. He rolls around his house eating pizzas like the boulder he is. Amoung us. He LOVES the bount. AND he knows how to nare.

Sussy is the number one sluggard

by Coleolikesmen October 19, 2022

taking a number 4

Jacking off while taking a shit

Yo i just caught Justin taking a number 4

by Jagar21 March 15, 2018