Tennessee charcuterie board

When you have been working in the hot Tennessee heat and haven't showered for 3 or more days, then a girl goes down on you. Have her scrape her teeth/braces across the skin of your penis while running her fingers in the crease between your leg and balls. The resulting mix of sweaty nut cheese and flaked cock skin is used to flavor her BJ for you.

"I worked all week in the field and Sarah was so horny when I came home, I didn't even have time to shower and gave her a Tennessee charcuterie board."

by Falco21 February 15, 2025

White Board is on the Wall

When bitches think they're funny but they're not... you dumb ass bitch.

ok well the white board is on the wall.

by flamingo1423 April 29, 2025

Pig boarding

A manipulation tactic which is so convert you are emotionally being moved around as farmers move pigs. Putting a giant board in front of the wrong way to go.

Before I knew it, they had my car, my money and my man. This is pig boarding.

by Miktini December 12, 2020

Shartcuterie board

Where an individual is getting spanked with a paddle after having a spicy Indian takeaway from the night before then farts before following through and promptly shits all over the paddle, leaving a slurry of meat, vegetables and shit all over it.

Woman: Hey pookie why is the wooden paddle board in the bin?
Man: Sorry babe last night I accidentally turned the paddle into a shartcuterie board.

by LankyLandNoodle May 27, 2024

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)

Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing”
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018

Head Boarding

A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.

"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".

by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023

Key-board-king

A boy, turned to man only from the power of his key board. Mighty words from someone behind a screen. Yet in person is very silent as if the screen time never accursed.

Robert sanders is the key-board-king

by Top G three December 10, 2022