One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

full slip

Much like getting slipped, a full slip happens when the subject gets pants'd, but the underwear/undergarments come with. Thus revealing the exposed, nude, lower half of the body. (Penis, vagina, etc.).......

Shit!.... Brian just got a full slip....

Damn Charisse! ;)

Dude, I just missed a full slip but the edge of my fingertips man!....... SHIT Darren! I just survived a full slip attempt and then you come back for the rebound? Piss off! I just got full slipped...

by Ask Steve April 2, 2015

Dixie Slip

When your southern-ish friend accidentally or almost says something racist.

(Specifically toward Africans Americans)

"My friend nearly had a Dixie slip when we went to New Orleans."

by CraftingPanda117 July 21, 2023

Trans-American Slip n’ Slide

When two buddies collaborate, and one buddy shits on his good buddy’s chest, starting toward the top and it slides down the body. This isn’t a “taking the top off” type of shit, this one typically occurs after a sloppy burrito, lasagna, chili, buff chicken dip, etc. just a real beastly shit so it has the proper balance of “firm foundation” with some “liquidy mud” to ensure proper slip n’ slide physics.

One night at the Lighthouse, Jeb gave Nate the ole’ Trans-American Slip n’ Slide. Nate absolutely loved it! He begged for more, and never wanted to leave the lighthouse. Some say he’s still there, at the lighthouse, waiting for another Trans-American Slip n’ Slide.

by Igor Uchevatov July 15, 2024

Keefian slip

A statement that highlights something already obvious. Often occurs when a joke goes over someone's head.

"Nah, I'm gonna flunk this exam. 0% for sure."
"Wait, how? You're great at that subject!"
"That was the joke, man. Keefian slip?"

by mystdeoxys June 12, 2024

St. Louis slip and slide

When you shit on the floor and you and your lover slide across it.

John split his head open doing a St. Louis slip and slide

by SteveHarveysMustache May 29, 2018

slip dip snakily doo

a series of words used to describe an dangerous situation. best when used in front of women this makes the person saying it sound superior in every way. when used correctly the women will usually reply making a rhyme.

EXAMPLE:

Man: Slip dip snakily doo!
women: OMG I love you!
Man: nuk-nuk-nuk

refer to Gif. for a graphic description...

by Randomchao5 November 13, 2019