Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride

OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!

by JimmmyD January 1, 2009

Russian Teet

2 parts 2% milk, 1 part straight Vodka

Bill passed out after drinking his sixth Russian Teet, the vomit smelled atrocious.

by The one Bruce to dismiss them November 17, 2017

Russian Fold

When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.

Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"

by 69gay69 January 11, 2017

hardcore russian

Someone who rides grrizly Bears instead of cars and owns 100 Ak 47s. Someone who is a beast and drinks vodka instead of water.

The hardcore Russian tackled the grizzly bear and mounted it, then flew away to Mother Russia

by Burt pimpin January 20, 2015

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 4, 2023

Russian Pirate

When a girl is giving you head, shove her head down on your crotch, blow your load, spit vodka in her eye, kick her in the shin and then finally run away.

Yo bro, did you hear that Tony gave his girl a Russian Pirate? Heard she hated it.

by skeletal-omega December 31, 2021