by That random knob September 26, 2019
This insult is very dangerous and its ten times more effective than your sister a mister
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
This insult was used on Stephen Hawking.
Person A: your mom gay
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
Person B: Your granny tranny
Person A: Your brother aint gonna be a father
*the whole universe collapses*
by ravjeeet March 19, 2018
A father Marshall is an intellectual species that has a human like body. It's extremely long arms and lank fingers can be devastatingly painful if touched upon by. A father Marshall, much like a burrows the death stalker or spronkledoodle cannot be seen and can hide under any innocent body. When asleep, the Father Marshall (much like freddy Kruger) can appear out of nowhere and kill you in an instance. Saying his name will summon you to him.
Man 1: FATHER MARSHALL!!!!
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.
Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..
Man 2: Dude, are you insane. Father Marshall is going to come for us now. Oh crap, now he's coming for me.
Man 1: Haha, do you actually believe in that stupid stuff?
Man 2: Yea-....Uh.. Dude?
Man 1: Yeah?
Man 2: look behind you..
by Pewpew boom boom March 01, 2018
It's DJ Khaled. You'd probably already know that though due to how much he shoves it down your throat.
Person: Oh hey, I think I've seen you before. Who are you again?
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
DJ Khaled: IT'S THE FATHER OF ASAAAAHDDDDDDDDD (ASAHD) (ASAHD) another one.
Person: Uhhh.. cool? I know you're the father of asahd but what is your actual name?
DJ Khaled: DJ KHAALEDDD! WE THA BEST MUSI-
Person: Just shut up.
by Shitacious November 12, 2020
A bunch of crybaby-a** mid-18th-century rich-bug dudes who kept slaves and generally behaved disgracefully in their personal lives, but who still wanted to be free of the tyranny of England --- primarily for their own selfish financial sakes, though, not for the love of John Q. Public.
John Hancock realized how weak-willed and cowardly most of the minuscule-signature-scrawling signers of the Declaration of Independence were, and so he wrote his own name in huge letters to show King George how much bolder he was than most of the other wimpy foundling fathers.
by QuacksO September 03, 2019
Some random dude who put sperm in your mother and then if he finds out your mom is pregnant, might leave. Or if they’re just like “oh well this is my life now” they’ll stay and then act like they own you until you move out. If anyone owns you, it’s your mom. You stayed in her stomach for 9 months, left her, and then she tolerated all your shit. Honestly moms deserve more love.
by The.saddest.boyo March 11, 2019
person 1: thats my father!
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
person 2: they look nothing like you..
person 1: and that matters BECUASE???
by euphoricGAYtilly December 28, 2021