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Wet Burrito

a popular prison dish, often including ingredients such as a crushed ramen packet, crushed cheetos, any meat you can acquire from the prison commissary, pork rinds, diced salami, pickle, crackers, refried beans, line the inside of the cheeto bag with a tortilla, dump mixture into said bag with a little bit of hot water, wrap it up and set it aside for 5 to 10 minutes, flip once during cooking time, then once the 5 or 10 minutes is up, add whatever condiment you desire, then enjoy the meal.
hey bro, you want a wet burrito?
by VersatileMink May 26, 2024
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Chicken Burrito

When drunk you convinces your partner to take a finger and slip it up your guys butthole so that you will sober up and can go get mexican food after a night of drinking.
Hey, if you let me slip a finger up your butt, I'll drive us to go get chicken burritos afterwards.
by Pete in Texas May 13, 2020
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Burrito

A tortilla filled with foods like meat and beans. And sometimes onions.
I ate a burrito today. It had onions
by Yoshisushie June 28, 2022
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Nata Burrito

A word you can shout at your friend when you want their attention. It is said with an accent of the person’s choice and is usually said by screaming and chasing after someone
Are you listening to me? Hello? NATA BURRITO!!!”
by A joe cock November 12, 2020
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Bulgarian Burrito

A Bulgarian Burrito is a delicious treat, it’s created by taking toilet paper and then poop, pee, cum, blood, and saliva. Then wrap it up in the toilet paper and enjoy.
“Hey Dylan! Do you want to go down to the corner store and get some Bulgarian Burritos?”
“Sure, I’d love to!”
by Lemmesee11930 June 20, 2025
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missionary burrito

When you are having missonary sex and you pull out shit in her pussy and continue fucking her
I just can't please my man

Well why don't you give him a missionary burrito
by Kathren_mcrayon17 June 1, 2017
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Fishstick sandwich burrito

A gross concoction consisting fish sticks, bread, mustard, pickles, nacho cheese, and fruit roll ups.
"When you want to throw up for no reason, think of a fishstick sandwich burrito
by Cod90Gamer February 25, 2015
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