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Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden
as President Elect in 2020.
Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.
by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020
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This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.
Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit
by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019
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Bullshit

a man who believes every word that comes out of his mouth.
Tay Poe: Ian get paid this week, I get paid next week.

Me: Don’t walmart employees get paid every two weeks.

Tay poe: yea

Me: so you lied about getting paid last week?

Tay Poe: naw Ian get paid

Me: so walmart holding yo check specifically for three weeks

ME: you so surrounded by BULLSHIT
by cityyyyprincesss May 15, 2025
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Documenting Bullshit

The hedonist act of documenting utterly mundane and/or meaningless activities such as taking pictures of food to post in social media for other hedonist to enjoy/emulate/envy and/or to try to overdo in their pursuit of instant gratification. Documenting bullshit often leads to an endless trail of stupid shit and it is the main driving force behind recent social phenomena like Instagram influencers, celebrity-cultist, youtubers, reality tv, tweeter, excessive dumb-risky behavior etc. The USA is the capital of hedonist bullshit documenters.
1. Hey bro, Logan Paul just came out with a new YouTube video where he is screaming at random people. The video is 10 minutes long and serves no other purpose but to document the stupid bullshit.

3. TLC's new show... "midgets with long arms" is a great example of people documenting bullshit
4. The real housewives of scripted bullshit and the bachelorette's community pussy props are great examples of television documenting bullshit
5. You posting a picture of your new shoes is you engaging in documenting bullshit
6. Trump tweeting about toilets and how windmills cause cancer are examples of how tweeter is a leading player in the field of documenting bullshit
by Mr. Poopsalot March 14, 2021
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Bullshitism

The act of Bullshiting so hard that the bullshit one spouts becomes so philosophically immersive
This dumbass is Bullshiting so hard right now; may you by chance follow the philosophical route of Bullshitism
by Sen-yt December 23, 2021
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Bullshit

A lie, full of lies, Bulls-shit
by Devilsheart June 11, 2018
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bullshit

jake paul is bullshit
by payton moormeier lover February 23, 2020
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