Tea leaf

Means thief, but is often shortened to 'teaf'.

"I aint no chav - I didin't teaf these creps"

by Chrissy P May 22, 2005

tea party

Placing extra drinks at your table to either "hold" your place while you get up to go somewhere, or to discourage people in an overcrowded bar from sitting down or placing their drinks on your table. Kind of like puting your coat on the seat next to you at the movies.

Joe arrived at the club, grabbed the last table in the place, and set up a tea party to wait for the others to arrive.

by Ivor the Infector May 17, 2006

tea bag

a victory dance when you kill your opponet in games such as halo or halo 2 and stand over them and hit the crouch button

i was playing halo 2 on xbox live the other night and i got some major pwnage i evan tea bagged a guy

by Travel Sized Joe January 1, 2009

tea tard

A person who lets opportunist Republicans use the tea party movement for their own ends.

A politically naive conservative who is easily influenced.

Jim, the leader of the teaparty, recieved a personal visit by our conservative Republican congressman who wanted to use the teaparty movement as a platform for his campaign. Jim was impressed and did not see through the sham.

It was on this day Jim became a tea tard.

by Kirks Monkey February 22, 2010

Tea-stress

The one hapless friend (mostly male for extra degradation)who always ends up with the tea making duties because they can't build up enough self confidence not to be everyone's bitch.

Simon - "Kris, make the tea!"
Kris - "Do I have to? I made the last seven!"

Daniel - "YES you fucking do - your the tea-stress!! And when you've done that, wash these cups"

by Daniel B7 January 12, 2009

Tea Gag

Verb; The act of tea bagging. Then you gag the bitch.

"Oh man, my girl was giving me guff last night, so I totally tea gagged her!"

by Miso C March 13, 2009

tea bagging

To lower your testicles onto someone elses forehead.

When boz removes his pants lowers his shaven testicles onto Beegies forehead repeatedly, making a lovely plopping sound.

by MadMike January 9, 2004