Bhuna Tuesday

A Tuesday when a Bhuna must be consumed.
All bhunas count: lamb bhunas, chicken bhunas, prawn bhunas, house special bhunas...

Let's go for an Indian, it's Bhuna Tuesday!

by _1528 October 15, 2021

Patch Tuesday

The day in which Microsoft tries to fix the various flaws of fucked up products it has produced before.

"Microsoft is going to address some other 913567 vulnerabilities in IE this Patch Tuesday."

by Ershadsky January 16, 2014

Lubey Tuesday

A calendar day of the week (Tuesday; Gregorian) best suited to the replenishment of lubricant stocks having been depleted or emptied within the preceding weekend. It ensures one’s preferred lubricant is in stock and available - preferably with a coupon or bulk purchase discount - whilst also avoiding the Thirsty Thursday and Fuck-a-Felon Friday inventory outages that can occur or, at best, limit your selection to water based products that no one except amateurs actually buy.

“I saw Sully slingin silicone all sideways and spun. Sully surprised everyone by stocking up for sticking on Lubey Tuesday; that’s fun”

by ThugGuzzler November 25, 2023

Tuesday

The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.

“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”

by MLG Patotato May 9, 2018

fire tuesday

Fire Tuesday is the one day of week that you wait until dark to burn everything you can in the garden.

It is only acceptable to burn on a Tuesday under the cover of darkness. If you fail to follow the fire Tuesday code of conduct you run the risk of angry neighbours.

“Is that neighbor burning shit again”

“Must be fire Tuesday already”

by David David's son April 16, 2024

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you where a Nike tech all day.

wow the boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday.

by kha billzz January 25, 2022

Typical Tuesday Morning

Using one's tool to light a Baskin Robbins (the spot where you order frozen treats, and they rip your heart apart.) on fire, in which it explodes and kills everyone in the building.

Scientists are calling it the heist of the century. I call it, a Typical Tuesday Morning. Hi! I just lit a Baskin Robins on fire.

by GalazyGuy July 26, 2022