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Simpson Time

1. When you tell someone you'll be back in a few minutes and then roll in the next day.

2. Every 4 hours late they are is 15 minutes in Simpson Time.
He said he'd be home four hours ago, but I still haven't seen him...I think he's on Simpson Time
by Smokey24-7 September 19, 2010
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Studio time

The act of getting or giving head. The dick is the "mic".
by ThatDude18 February 4, 2010
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Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.
Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!
by Krico April 26, 2010
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Sock time

Sock time usually occurs before, during or after the act of copulation whereby a person engaging in sexual intercourse has stripped completely naked, bar for their socks.

When you or your partner realise this, there is often a strong feeling of both stupidity and disdain.
Sammy - "Every time I have ever had sex, I have always had my socks on."

Rosco - "You mean you were trapped in sock time?"

Sammy - "Yeah, but I don't think she realised it, so it's okay. Besides, it kept my toes warm."
by Jono Carrzilla November 23, 2010
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sexy time has begun

Sexy time has begun refers to one of the two;
1) When someone wipes out a squad, team or comp in a game or comp.
2) When a Man/Woman engage in sexual intercourse with another partner.
Wow, we just wiped their entire team, sexy time has begun
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super spicy sexy time

An act in which two particularly horny individuals enter each other while using condoms soaked in hot sauce.
“Aye baby, lets engage in the act of super spicy sexy time ;)”
by Gayboy7575 March 8, 2019
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T-Shirt Time

After you pre-game/drink with your tanktop or whatever, you go get a dope t-shirt to wear before you head to the clubs and party. made famous by M.V.P. of jersey shore.
T-SHIRT TIME!! Gotta get a good t-shirt. Promoting a Grenade-Free America!
by Jack Cudderisback October 18, 2010
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