When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life
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The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server
Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY
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holyloola tickle

The process of cumming on a religious statue and then shoving it up your ass.
John: dude I totally did a holyloola tickle at church yesterday.

Tom: I usually do that with the preacher fr fr.
by Ass,tickler,and,muncher,403 April 20, 2024
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Tickling Buckler

When your mother grabs her cane and shoves it up your ass and moves it, it's called a Tickling Buckler.
I heard bob got the Tickling Buckler.
Fucking faggot deserved it.
by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom October 25, 2017
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Virtually Tickled

When someone makes you giggle or laugh through an instant message or chat conversation.
Oh man, Jenn was really virtually tickled me today. She was telling me all of these jokes.

Getting virtually tickled is like being poked on Facebook, but there is actually a point.
by CT1MLA September 10, 2012
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Tortuga Tickle

Using your robotic 2nd thumb to make a one-handed awkward turtle sign in order to simultaneously rub the taint and the clit while finger-banging your girl.
She's never cum so hard as she did after I got her with the Tortuga Tickle.
by PicklesMD September 08, 2017
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