Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Tickle pen

When you tickle your pen hard until it gets ink everywhere

Guys I just tickle penned last night and it inked everywhere

by Turkey pie December 10, 2021

tickles my giggle box

the response to a comment that makes you have a light chuckle

Abby: how do you make a tissue dance?

Evan: I dont know?

Abby: You put a little boogie in it :0

Evan: Wow, that really tickles my giggle box

by giggleboxguy July 21, 2022

Milwaukee tickle

When he went down for a chew he accidentally gave her a Milwaukee tickle.

First you need to grow a “pervert style” moustache and get her into the 69 position. When the bristles of your moustache accidentally or intentionally sweep over her ass hole you have achieved the Milwaukee tickle.

by Tbod33 January 29, 2024

sticky tickle

when someone covers their hand in honey and tickles you inside a dark room

my uncle sticky tickled me at thanksgiving

by 3673839;97(8382 March 24, 2024