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Innocent Girl Theory

Theory that suggests that the most innocent girls will sexually surprise you the most
Brittany really proved the innocent girl theory last night.
by poasfadasdfadsafsdf October 2, 2016
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theopwned

Concatenation of the name Theo and the popular term pwned. Usually referring to being pwned by Theo (Archibald) in an online FPS game (most often with the sniper rifle)
"Doh! I've been theopwned"
by sniped January 27, 2004
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The Mermaid theory

Based on How i met your mother's 11th Episode of 6th Season

300 years ago sailors stuck at sea would get desperate at sea for female comapionship, it got so bad that manatee out in the water started to look like beautiful womens, mermaids.

Every women no matter how initially repugnant have a mermaid clock, its the time it takes for you to bone her. sure today you see her as a manatee but she aint gonna stay that way.
by arv1e December 8, 2010
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Theodore

He's hot, fun and cools the life of the party.he is always sweet likes to cuddles knows how to make the ladies smile.he is very intelligent his gaming skills are over the top unstoppable. He gets all the ladies with his talent to manipulate the situation in his benefit .he will be there when you down and need the company never lets you down. He's down to earth a bit crazy but how else you going to have a good time. he will spoil the ladies with flowers, cooking and his time.
Theodore is so special to me A great teacher with many hidden talents.
by mennäperille December 18, 2019
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Theodor Geisel

Dr. Seuss' real name.

Also, Smeltz and Lovejoy.
Who posted that on UD? Theodor Geisel.
by Theodor Geisel October 10, 2008
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Theoretical Boner

When a female finds something either sexually arousing or expresses much interest in something (usually food) that a male would typically agree with.
Example 1
Boy: Katie was sooo hot when she kissed Mandy
Girl: omg that just gave me a theoretical boner!

Example 2
Boy: Did you hear they have deep-fried twinky's at the fair this year?
Girl: Wow the thought of a twinky deep-fried gave me a major theoretical boner!
by Sinful Divinity December 1, 2011
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Theocratician

A person who believes that his or her country's government is a theocracy, even though it is clearly not.
My born-again-Christian roommate is a theocratician. He believes that being gay should be illegal because his religion tells him not to agree with it.
by Iamsogood August 8, 2012
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