pussy penis cunt and vag

A Gentle and simple chant you can chant when you are sitting the boys and you 'bout go pop dat pussy

John: oh look There clyde and greg!
Clyde: oh tight, your Think we can score?
Greg: Absolutely!

All: Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag! Pussy penis cunt and vag!

by TheTinyTheorist May 31, 2017

Vaseline Vag

a bag of microwaved Vaseline shoved up your fanny to use as a cum blocker

My Vaseline vag is bare sticky man

by Hshshdhdhhdhd June 8, 2017

rad vag

(Pronounced rad vadge)
-The female equivalent of awesome balls.

-Something so cutting edge

That new crossfit move is so rad vag, I have to try it!

by aqballer32 November 8, 2017

goat vag

Goat vagina

D loves the goat vag.

by Filthy mustache November 9, 2017

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

jalapeno vag

The unsexy burning sensation that occurs after unwittingly touching one's ladybits after handling hot peppers.

Our mexican cooking night was ruined by a mild case of jalapeno vag.

by vuphisig August 13, 2016

ratchet vag

A vagina that you can loosen or tighten to fit extra comfortable. Get clicking that ratchet lol

Hey lady get that ratchet vagina open and ready for me to adjust!

by Big Feller69 January 24, 2018