"O. yeah let get in there...."said the man "Ow did you put it in yet..." says the girl "yeah it feels so good doesn't it!" "Um... maybe on your end i'm not feeling anything on this end..."
later that night...
"Yeah i was with this guy Nick Motta earlier he has such a wang turtle..."
later that night...
"Yeah i was with this guy Nick Motta earlier he has such a wang turtle..."
by Motta101 August 18, 2011
Get the Wang turtlemug. When a man is peeing and he pinches his balls in his belt buckle but cannot remove them straight away because if he does he will end up missin the bowl and pissin everywhere. He just has to endure the pain until his piss is over.
by Crackpotslingshot May 14, 2019
Get the Turtle-bitemug. A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
by River.01 March 4, 2019
Get the Turtle cakemug. Man lays on his back while the woman sits on his upper chest while she blows him forming the shape of a turtle.
by wormy139 February 26, 2010
Get the verbal turtlemug. by PyMann September 30, 2020
Get the Soapy Turtlemug. After reading about docking online, Tj and Shawn attempted to dock. Because both men were circumcised, it resulted in a turtle fight.
by Imnotafuckingtypewriter January 20, 2018
Get the Turtle fightmug. Foul smelling faecal matter which either does not flush or will be accompanied by some form of staining of the toilet bowl. Due to their unpleasant after-effects (especially the long lasting, extremely offensive smell) toxic turtles have the effect of dissuading any person from coming too close to the toilet for a considerable amount of time. (hence the reference to "toxic").
John came over to our place on saturday. After dinner, he released a toxic turtle. Everyone was so grossed out that we could not go near the toilet for at least two hours.
by house rules July 6, 2009
Get the Toxic Turtlemug.