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ring tailed lemur

when a man engages in anal sex with 5 or more persons of either sex which have not wiped their anus in a long period of time. This act leaves multiple rings on the man's penis.

To preform you must gather 5 or more people with shitty bums and engage in anal sex and spinning each partner higher and higher along the shaft of the penis creating the rings.
"your dick stinks"

"yes yes it does"

"what happened?"

"ring tailed lemur" *WINKY FACE*
by xbdgcbvtr December 20, 2010
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Fairy Tail Syndrome

Fairy Tail Syndrome is a state of mind of which a person is experiencing life from the inner workings of their own mind. They feel trapped, alone, sad, and not sure how to react to the world around them. On the outside, they are on auto-pilot. All they want is someone to come and safe them.

Fairy Tail syndrome can appear after a traumatic experience, such as the death of a loved one.

People can be in this state for days, months, or even years.
After my Aunt died, I had fairy tail syndrome for a month.
by BuddyThomas January 20, 2018
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tee tee tail

the penis.
a polite and nonoffensive euphimism for the male part.
given this name as it is the appendage which most closely resembles a tail, and is used in urination, also called tee tee (verb form).
1. lets undo that diiirrrty diaper and clean you up. oop oop little baby, that's just mama washing your tee tee tail. nowwww, doesnt that feel better?
2. (spoken to a little brother) quit playing with your tee tee tail, if mom sees you, she'll spank your little bottom.
by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 19, 2005
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wagging satan's tail

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.
by Mister Goode November 14, 2011
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Tennessee Rat Tail

A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.
Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.

Son: But it's a snake

Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...
by winkyface9 January 1, 2012
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slaw tail mug

Babe on a good day, a woman who is a bitch and knows it and is proud of it.
babe, you are a slaw tail mug
by Nick217 January 17, 2008
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Cold as a frog's tail

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.
"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."
by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018
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