salty tortilla

When a man jizzes on a woman's rather large nipples

Jorge gave Jasmine a Salty Tortilla

by PopeyesChicken September 18, 2015

Salty Dalty

The act of drinking the discharge out of a bloody vagina.

Hey man, im gonna go home and have a Salty Dalty with my ol' lady.

by Flesh Mountain March 6, 2022

salty bucket

When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and she does not swallow or spit and instead holds the semen in her mouth

I gave Janet a salty bucket friday and we havent talked since

by Sticky floors September 27, 2019

salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017

salty pair

What dries up these bitches mouth, these salty pair of nuts.

Ali: Hey girl why up mouth so dry?

Shyanne: i don't know girl probably cuz I sucked on a salty pair of balls.

by saltypairofyourfav December 8, 2013

Salty cunt

Sam

Sam is a salty cunt

by Thefuckboi69 January 19, 2017

Salty Warriors

collective term for the millions of man tadpoles, issued forcefully via the medium of man meat (cock), directed meaningfully towards the female uterus (baby-maker). salty to the taste, strong swimmers, and collectively sticky, becoming more so as baby sauce sets.

"to send forth the salty warriors unto the breach, or in many cases the female love tube receptor"

by Simac January 5, 2007