Dildo Head

When someone is utterly stupid.

“India is such a dildo head!” Meg said, laughing as she watched her friend make stupid jokes.

by websliinging May 25, 2019

machine head

Not only one of the greatest metal bands of all time, but also the name of Deep Purple's (one of the founding fathers of metal) greatest album. This name is synonymous with heavy music. And so it should be.

"Davidian kicked ass, Machine head are great."
"I just cant get over how cool Machine Head sounds 20 years on."

by Moose Lord July 8, 2005

bowl on head

A demand made by internet voyeurs for a person on a webcam to place a bowl on their head.

chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl: im not puting a bowl on my head
chester_bowls:BOWL ON HEAD BOWL ON HEAD
sxy_grrl has left the chat.

by chester_bowls June 8, 2007

pointy-head

1. A person who, whilst most likely possessing above-normal intelligence, nevertheless annoys the living crap out of their friends and acquaintances due to a tendency to expound ad infinitum upon uninteresting topics, using lots of long words.

1. "Oi, that person wot wrote the definition for 'pointy-head' in urbandictionary.com, she's a bit of a bloody pointy-head, isn't she?"

by Em Johnson August 23, 2005

Big Head

A term used by people when texting that almost always leads to a hook up. Normally used in a moment of desperation.

Deidra: Girl, I'm horny
Tash: Well why don't you call Rodney?
Deidra: Nah I think we broke up last week.
Tash:Oh well, you could call Josh
Deidra: BITCH! naw I can't stand his ass
Tasha: Well I don't know what to tell you
Deidra:.......(texts josh) What's up "big head"

by MillennialSubliminal November 29, 2016

gear head

(n.) A person who is extremely interested in the mechanics of vehicles, particularly motorcycles and improving acceleration.

Tom G is such a gear head; all he ever talks about is his fucking bike.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

lint head

derogatory term for someone who works in a cotton mill.

If you don't get that GED, you gonna be a lint head your whole life. Wait, nevermind.

by T-Dog Jenkins May 13, 2005