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Gooching

Used instead of ‘joking’. Funny because a gooches are funny.
Did you know spiders have 9 legs’
‘What? since when’
Nah bro I’m just gooching haha’
by Grace Olusanya August 25, 2025
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clean your gooch

when someone is annoying you'd say this
Someone: sybau
You: clean your gooch and grow up
by l3m0nsh4rks August 27, 2025
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Gooch

What was ‘originally’ referred to as the part between one’s anus and private part(s)

Now, most people use the word “taint” which is incorrect.
“Hi, I’m Johnny Knoxville and I’m going to put a muscle stimulator on my gooch!”
by DannyDay95 September 1, 2025
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Gooch

Computer Dust Bunny Collection ( CDBC) that is collected over a collected period of dust collecting time.
Yo, this laptop got some gooch for the cooch collector.
by DerpyDerpPimplePoppingSr. September 1, 2025
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Gooch Sock

A single, highly specific sock that was chosen to be used for packing by a trans man. Often folded up into a small square and put into boxers for maximum gender euphoria. It was dubbed a “gooch sock” because it’s used for the gooch.
Person 1: “dude I can’t find my gooch sock, you seen it?”
Person 2: “the actual fuck is a gooch sock?”
Person 1: “it’s my packing sock! I can’t find it!”
Person 2: “oh, riiiight. You left it in the laundry basket.”
by bnnuyposting September 11, 2025
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Gooch (MR)

See that guy over there? He’s so sorry. He can’t even wheel a two. So gooch (MR) of him.
by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025
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Marshall Richardson (Gooch)

Bro this guy at the bar couldn’t even wheel a 2 so he went home with a dude. Reminds me of Marshall Richardson (Gooch).
by The truth that lies beneath us September 17, 2025
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