Gooch goblins

Synonymous with crotch critters or Crabs.

Heard David caught the gooch goblins

by Splane750 March 22, 2021

gooch pocket

The area between your Anus and balls to hold small items .mainly used by your local fundraisers

“My buddy got pulled over so he had to stash his stuff in his gooch pocket “

by Fokbuddy October 11, 2023

Gooch

Ur asshole

“@selenagomez Wanna Lick My Gooch?” - Tyler The Creator 2011

by ThatGuy69420911 June 17, 2021

Tonguing the gooch

Beware parents, this is a new way for your kids to say that they are rolling a marijuana cigarette, also known as the "bambalacha", or "chronic". Please let other parents know about this, I have personally caught my own child tonguing his friends gooch.

"Bro, I can't roll the chronic. Do you mind Tonguing the gooch?"
"Yeah bro, I got you with that premium bambalacha. Good homies tounge each others gooch."

by WorriedParent32 March 15, 2025

Gooch Machine

A girl that receives so many gooches that she can make a factory full of them.

She a Gooch Machine

by The Banter Lad January 7, 2017

Grumpy gooch

A rash formed on your gooch from over working a worn out, sweaty gooch.

Damn Bailey I have a grumpy gooch today.

by I’m really him July 27, 2021

Golfers Gooch

The smell of your Gooch taint and balls after a round of golf

"Hey boys just been to the toilet there and had a swipe of my balls and I have a major case of Golfers Gooch it's sweet"

by DrGashingtons September 7, 2019