golden cucumber

Wrap your dick in 24k gold and go to town

Not only is he rich he's also huge! Last night he gave me the golden cucumber. This morning it looked like I was pissing goldschlagger.

by Blast Nice February 21, 2018

golden gonzo

a sexual act where a male pees with his balls over the partner's eyes and the dick hanging down the nose

Yeah, I gave that slut a golden gonzo.

by laniokean November 3, 2016

golden gopher

When a dude with a 2" pencil dick creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.

My dickhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with Sophia Vargara and Jessica Biel when he Golden Gophered down his leg,

by GopherHaze May 12, 2016

golden rivet

A semi mythical method of inducting new recruits into the British Navy

Come below and I'll show you the golden rivet.

by black flag June 2, 2004

A Golden Ticket

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.

Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.

by mr jew da man November 3, 2010

golden mouthwash

The act of peeing directly into your partner's mouth. Then the one who recieves the urine is called the gargler because they gargle the urine for approximately 30 seconds. Then the gargler spits the urine into his partners mouth and he becomes the gargler. This cycle repeats until the urine no longer tastes like urine because of it being waterdown from the saliva. Then they play paper, scissors, rock and the loser then has to swallow.

Tina is tired of her breath stinking because Sarah always wants to give her a golden mouthwash.
"Sarah, can we skip the golden mouthwash tonight, because no one at school will talk to me while my breath smells like your urine," Tina exclaimed while Sarah was crouching over her mouth.

by Benjamin Whitaker November 16, 2007

golden duck

Cricketing term

similar to duck, but to be clean bowled by the first ball the batsman faces.

That's the third Golden Duck of his season, and it's only his second game.

by black Flag June 11, 2004