Death by Cooter

Death by suffocation from sitting on one's face to awake them for sex.

Real conversation with me and a friend who went to her guy's house to get some. He had been drinking.

Friend 1: He won't wake up.

Me: Have you tried giving him head?

Friend 1: Yes, not even a twitch.

Me: Well you could sit on his face...he'll either get to work or suffocate.

Friend 1: HAHAHAHAHA Death by Cooter!

by JestyCat August 2, 2010

bed death

When two people are together for a long time the gradually stop having sex

Riley and Tory experienced complete bed death a long time ago. It's a wonder they're still together.

by summer meme sadness May 30, 2016

Death Glare

A glare you give a adversary when you want to win. It can be very scary or it can be heavenly

I gave newton the death glare when I beat him in a balancing contest

by Kaytlin Savoie March 8, 2019

death birds

birds that make you wish you were dead, because you've been up partying all night and have adult responsibilities the next day, yet they insist on chirping twenty minutes before the sun even comes up.

A: "I hate the death birds."
G: "They are the worst."

by TrailerPark_N_Shameless July 12, 2010

Green Death

the hangover after drinking the beer "rolling rock." usually when consumed in insanely large amounts.

bro 1: dude my hangover is so bad
bro 2: you got the Green Death my friend

by bird man jr. September 8, 2011

wall of death

Form of moshing most well known through Lamb of God's "Black Label". At a concert the lead vocalist of a metal band instructs the crowd that they are doing the wall of death. The crowd then divides in half...each half made up of aggresive fans ready to tear eachother apart. When the considerably heavier or heaviest part of the song kicks in, the two halves of the crowd rush one another. As you might imagine, two walls of aggressive people colliding results in serious injury and sometimes death. For this reason, many bands have been sued for calling the wall of death, so modern walls of death are formed not due to instruction, but through serious fans who know what to do when the song in question is played. This is a mosh meant to be done a metal shows...not a hardcore dance. A wall of death at an emo/hXc show is not a true wall of death.

Black Label begins.
Crowd divides.
Musical tension hightens.
40 seconds in, Randy screams.
The wall of death begins.
Everybody screams.
Bodies surge together.
Bodies fall together.

by pseudocide December 25, 2007

The Death Wank

Similar to the risky wank. It involves sitting in your room with a boner, then yelling to your mum that you need to see her quickly. The trick is to start and finish jerking off before she makes it to your room. Only attempted by fucking idiots or virgins who can cum that fast.

john: "MUUUUUUUMMMM COME HEREEEE!!!"

mum: "Coming" Step, step, step

john: "SHIT, SHIT ,SHIT, FUCK ME YEAHHHH"

mum: step, step, open door "WTF!!!"

john: "CRAP....DIDN'T MAKE IT"

John fails the death wank. Silly prick

by Wattini October 15, 2008