Richard wanted to take his girl out somewhere special, he asked if she'd like to go to the movies for a bread burmp
by AnarchoFeministCommissionofBee December 26, 2009
Get the Bread Burmpmug. Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.
**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?
by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014
Get the lembas breadmug. Rodrick: Did you see that hoe, Martha, who was giving Bread Head to Jerry.
Greg: I mean at least he was making money and receiving a nice deed.
Rodrick: I’m so high right now and imagine Martha’s phat ass naked.
Greg: I know! I would receive any and all action I possibly could from her and her massive tits.
Greg: I mean at least he was making money and receiving a nice deed.
Rodrick: I’m so high right now and imagine Martha’s phat ass naked.
Greg: I know! I would receive any and all action I possibly could from her and her massive tits.
by Pastor Robert April 6, 2022
Get the Bread Headmug. After fucking her mouth full of bologna, right before you bust, you squirt mustard in her face and slap her cheeks with 2 slices of bread.
You see Marylou the other day. She came in with mustard stains and bread crumbs on her vest. Pat must of gave her a bread dickens.
by GotchaB April 26, 2021
Get the Bread Dickensmug. Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try
Hours later
Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
Lewis: I’ll try
Hours later
Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023
Get the Jamie’s breadmug. (noun) A type of redneck/hill billy bread. which is a higher class bread than pumpernickle. It originated in Ireland in the 1600's. The irish made it when times were good. It took all day to prepare this marvelous dish. This type of high class bread consist of; stuff, things, and hooker sweat. The irish added energy drink to give it that extra kick in the crotch. This bread was used at many Irish barmitsfahs.
by youre real name July 26, 2009
Get the pumperquarter breadmug. by Cresid December 21, 2021
Get the Peta Breadmug.