Swindered

Being swindled by a tinder match...
You swipe right, get a match, say some cool ass sexy shit that gets them wet/hard and organize a late night meet only to get out there and realize that:
Pics are old as shit
They've gained A Lot of weight
Shit was seriously photoshopped
They are the wrong gender
Etc....

I thought I had a hot match on tinder but when I got out there He was a She....damn, man swindered again. (I did it anyway...it's tinder).

by james_m October 29, 2014

spingering

To put into the Vulcan V and continue to finger a girl in both her vagina and anus

Dude, I was just spingering my girl!

by Bigslugger May 3, 2015

Stinger

A joint that has been burned down to the end and begins to sting your fingers when you light it

Damn that stinger hurt but ya can't waist that kush

by I'm a fucking baby bat September 28, 2015

swingterest

When a member of a swinging couple can't stop obsessing over a swinger they're infatuated with.

Ugh, Derek totally needs to stop yabbering on about sxyfxs!! Shut up about her tits! Just pin her to your swingterest page already.

by likethirsty October 30, 2015

Shinger

The female act of sherk
Its when a female is fingering herself while she is taking a shit

Girl: I think that bitch shingers at my house
Dude: no fucking way
Maturbate fingering vagina

by Doggy queef April 15, 2016

skinger

A person of orange or reddish-orange hair that's bald.

A play on the word ginger.
"Dude, is he a ginger?"

"Yeah, but now he's a skinger."

by magaluf pattaya July 17, 2016

swinkerton

A robotic being meant to fufil boyfriend/fiancée needs.

Sometimes your swinkerton will run off, so you have to wrangle him, so he can do what you need.

by BooSwinky May 19, 2016