Squid Jig

A woman, who dates only Navy (or any military branch) men, for one of two reasons.

A. She is a total gold digger who go after navy guys for their money.

B. Seeking marrige, in the hope he will get transfered to another part of the country to saver her from her small town existance.

"Dude, stay away from her, shes sleeping with half the base. Total squid jig."

by Edward Hyde November 20, 2009

squid mode

Squid mode is a the phenomenon when your arms and legs become numb and limp as result of getting stoned from a good mj plant that makes you feel like a limp noodle or better yet squid, thats the one you want because makes you feel good :)

That's MJ was mega dope last night I got squid! Squid mode!

by squid mode January 24, 2017

squiddy

a girl called tia who laughs like a squid and might be alergic to milk

tia is a squiddy

by comerrr123 June 28, 2011

squidge

small bridge. mini bridge. not as big as the ones in cali or ny. but the 2 second 5 ft high off the ground bridges.

i was on da tollway bridge near wakeland.

o u mean da squidge

o yea my bad son.

by almasi November 10, 2007

squiddle

To pass through an entry way sideways to accommodate one's excessive mass.

"Brezina squiddled to get lunch."

by C Smith January 20, 2007

Vampire Squid

Right before you have passionate love making with a beautiful woman, you lay on top of her, bite her neck, flail around like a squid of out water, and then jerk off hence inking all over her face

Last night my boyfriend did a pretty mean vampire squid.

by VaginesSlayer April 24, 2015

squidge

used to describe the tightness of an orifice.

That virgin I had last night was so squidge!

by J-Rod April 19, 2004