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Stone Closer

Clutch Performer, coming from behind to finish 1st in a competition.
Jim's a Stone Closer, his fantasy football team always trails early then scores alot of points late to lead him to victory. .
by Stonecloser January 10, 2023
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Stuper stoned

So stubidly HIGH that the only way to describe your feeling is to say it as fast as possible. So. Super. Stupid high. ALL IN ONE ! Score! Asnore! Zzzz
Super stoned what the f*** do you put in the s*** cuz I'm stupid and I'm stoned stuper stoned is for the elders.
by Stuper stoned June 7, 2019
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Kai Stone

Kai stone is the softest of all beta pussy ass soy boys. Always getting hurt because he’s soft af.

He looks extra small and soft next to JahBull
Wow yours arms are so small and soft you must be a Kai stone
by C4king April 27, 2022
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Stone the Crow

To lash out at the evidence of your deathly state.

“Well, stone the crows!” Basically, “I am so dead and all that’s left to do is fight to keep the buzzards from eating my flesh”. To stone the crow is pointless, because a crow only attacks you if you are dead. (You can’t literally throw stones at it if you’re dead), but it’s like panicking about the future and directing your anger about your misfortune and imminent death out towards something as harmless as a bird just because it reminds you of your awful predicament. We should never stone the proverbial crow, even if we are practically dead already, died before or are dead inside. In other words “don’t trip on small things when you have bigger fish to fry”. Or “don’t curse your fate or it’ll curse you.”
The injured warrior stumbled into camp and an opportunistic mate yelled “stone the crow! You’re in bad shape.”
by DRUsky September 11, 2023
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Rolling Stone

by Bromo February 9, 2020
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magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.
"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"
by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014
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