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stoned Philosopher

The full background and reason for the very existence and funcuality of the most innate objects—usually sounds stupid except to the philosopher
Dave: “Was I a stoned philosopher last night?”

Otto: “Yea bro! You were talking about how their should squirrel whistles on cars and how they might cut down on motor vehicle fatalities. And then you started laughing and started chanting:
‘So-Crates, So-Crates, So-Crates”
by LuckDog November 29, 2017
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Stone Watch

A Musical Group formed in August of 2009 from the small town of Iola, Kansas. It is composed of two main artists (BIG SWEAT & IMPROV) as the base of the "Stone Watch Family."

Stone Watch features a unique blend of varied styles ranging from the swag of the Dirty South, the intensity of the Mid-West, to the soul of the West Coast where the group now resides in Hollywood, California.
You: Have you heard the latest song from Stone Watch?

A friend: Yeah, and I saw their new video on Youtube.
by Big Sweat July 15, 2011
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cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.
Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...
by thatguy024 February 22, 2014
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Stone Shaker

1. A person that shoots dice, either in back-alleys or in desperate situations such as an addiction to gambling.
2. Someone who gambles (literally or metaphorically) with something too important to lose (i.e; their life, their last money, their heart, etc.)
3. A gambling addict

"Stones" in this case referring to the dice, and the shaker being someone who shakes the dice in their hand to provide momentum before throwing the dice. A stone shaker is, literally, someone who shakes dice.
"(that) Stone shaker is looking fine/She is a heart-breaker every time/She never seems to realize/That someday she will be crying too" - Hot Street by Michael Jackson
by AR58 March 25, 2023
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georgina stones

A beautiful girl who loves her life to the fullest. She is always active and lives to dance. She always is a good friend to talk to and has trust in every one. Best girl to know.
by Ghost he May 16, 2016
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magic stone

When a man impregnates a woman and only has one testicle.
"Dude, I got Britney pregnant"
"Man, that's impressive. You must have a magic stone!"
by LactoseFreeLu December 18, 2014
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stone nips

A person with stone hard nips. It usually happens when you're cold or after working out your upper body. This is in a way similar to the phrase "turning on the headlights".
That guy got some stone nips after doing some bench presses.
by Reliable_Source October 8, 2013
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