Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for atleast 2 minutes

Hey Becky it's lap sitting month
Ok Christopher I'm on my way over now

by Ehauxjdbdh October 2, 2019

Thanks for Shitting

Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone who isn't giving it.

Can also be used to display your disgust in someones negative attitude towards your dreams or achievements. A shortened version of "Thanks for shitting on my hopes and dreams."

"You're not getting an Xbox 360 this second!"
"Gee, mom. Thanks for shitting ;_;"
"Oh, ok, lets go!"

"Guys I learned Holiday by Green Day on the bass!"
"Haha, Greenday sucks!"
"Yeah, but the song has a killer bass line!"
"No, its stupid and even a noob whos been playing bass as long as 3 weeks could play that."
"Gee guys, Thanks for Shitting ;_;"

by eimaJamie January 30, 2009

testicle shitting rectal wart

rectal wart

looks like little zit

by mkjrmj May 10, 2003

shitting beads

when your friend goes to his girlfriends house and shoves anal beads up his ass and she pulls them out and he shits everywhere. you go to the bathroom and walk out and see her playing with your shit.

yo coley why are you playing with my shitting beads. you ugly slut

by colinoscopy May 23, 2010

stutting

To walk with tight gear
pimpin

Guy walks by with the new MFG's and some bathing ape sta's....

His friend says man you stutting

by SupaRican274 March 21, 2005

Shitting chips

Raining heavily

- as in "I wouldn't go outside mate, it's shitting chips".

by Little Marc/Ruggy October 23, 2008

Spitting Cobra

The act of killing a snake of any variety, de-bowling it, inserting ones penis into the new condom like skin (dick head inside the mouth) and proceed to jerk off/ have intercourse with something/someone, after said action open its mouth if not already open and proceeding to ejaculate.

"dude i was out camping last weekend and found a snake. so i made a spitting cobra out of it and jerked off"

by rghrbogbaroy February 5, 2013