Stealthie

The selfie you take by accident when the camera is pointing the wrong way .

The selfie your kid takes by accident when he's playing with your phone.

Wait a minute, s**t ! I've just taken a stealthie - ok sorry, here we go, one-two-three..... Smile!
It took me half an hour to erase Jack's stealthies from my gallery.....

by Kelly Jordan August 10, 2017

sheltann

She is a beautiful white girl. A unique person. Shes typically short in height. Smart. Top of the food chain in school. Spoiled. An everyone thinks shes pretty.

Oh my Gosh, have you seen Sheltann today!!

by Scmw August 10, 2017

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017

Stealth Whale

like a ninja

but just a whale

wow dude that was almost as stealthy as a stealth whale

by stealthwaffle September 22, 2017

Smeltering

A word used to describe the action of taking a huge fart in a hot car. This is especially common on long road trips.

"Sure is smeltering in here! Who did it?"

by hippieham October 9, 2017

stealth pack

Potent marijuana that has little to no smell, to prevent being detected by scent.

I had some loud last week but now I got this stealth pack

by Weedteacher December 2, 2017

Stealth breakup

When your partner acts progressively more obnoxious and insensitive, forcing you to break up with THEM, thus achieving their true goal without undue drama or bloodshed.

My wife has been drunkenly chasing our pool boy and the maid, cracking jokes subtly at my expense and flirting with the tennis pro at our country club. It’s a stealth breakup, she forced me to do the deed myself by acting so obnoxiously.

by Thunder lord January 30, 2018