squirrel jawed

to suck on a guys nuts

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.

by MnM703 January 22, 2009

Squirrel Mouth

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.

Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth

by Mannimal October 3, 2014

ooh a squirrel

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"

Oooooh a Squirrel.

by Lone Hardcore October 23, 2013

fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own

I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me

by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016

Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.

We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.

by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018

cum squirrel

When you give a facial to someone with teeth that stick out.

Woah those are some big ass teeth... I'd love to make you my little cum squirrel and bust a nut on your face.

by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017

Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017