When two or more women sit naked, spread eagle across from each other and force themselves to shoot cum at the one across from them.
The two women sat across from one another spatting until they looked like a marshmallow had exploded.
by George Mahoney October 25, 2018
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A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.
alternative forms: face-shat
A specific threat meant to coerce others into doing one's bidding.
alternative forms: face-shat
His face looked so clean and unblemished, I felt the need to shit upon it.
God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!
If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
God, I'm sure in a face-shitting mood today!
If you don't (make me a sandwich, write me that essay, etc.) right this instant I'm going to shit on your face!
by ShitRipper December 4, 2010
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It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"
Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"
Example 2:
Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???
Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."
Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 2, 2009
Get the sitting on a couch mug.termed by X-to-the-Z Xzibit on the popular show, Pimp My Ride. Refers to a new set of rims/tires that are much hotter than the factory se. In most cases, bigger wheels, lower profile tires. But when refering to a offroad vehicle...bigger tires and smaller rims. Can also refer to the way a car has been lowered or raised. Basically, one bad ass ride.
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Alright, now i'm just shitting stones here, but what if this time we...
He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
He was just sitting there shitting stones like there was no tomarrow...but we still couldn't figure out what the missing link was.
by dougperch19 July 19, 2007
Get the shitting stones mug.when you take a shit and it is formed into a bunch of pieces that when looked at all together look like a monster.
by armyman1982 April 6, 2010
Get the shitting monsters mug.The act of not replying to a text within a reasonable amount of time. Marijuana can greatly encourage this behavior.
Greg: Hey do you know what Nathan is doing? I have been trying to text him all day.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
Shawn: He has been right by me all day smoking the bud, he has probably just been sitting on a text.
Greg: What a stain.
by Textzitter December 6, 2011
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