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office snatch

A female coworker specializing in all things persnickety. Things like sitting in warm chairs displease her and you might as well kill yourself if you leave her off a meeting invite. She never forgets. She's also the source and spreader of office rumors and the first to tattle on anyone. This chick is cold, literally. She's constantly whining about being cold and turns up the thermostat to the displeasure of all of her fellow coworkers.

She may or may not be pregnant. But, you don't dare ask.
If that rumor spreading, office snatch brings another fucking blanket to a meeting I'm going to rip it out of her feeble hands and choke her.

Fucking office snatch is bitching about sitting in warm chairs again. Are we fucking dead? Should I kill myself about 10 minutes prior to our meeting time so she can remove my cold, lifeless body in hopes for coolness for her fatty, worthless ass?

This shit talking, office snatch needs to cool her jets and quit acting like she's better than everybody before I get in her grill.
by peacefulstreamsinyoface August 15, 2011
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patch snatch

She has a big patch snatch
by jammynose February 15, 2014
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snatch wrap

A term used for a chick with a puss that looks like a snack wrap from McDonalds
"That chick had one nasty barbacue snatch wrap!"
by N cracka and 25 cent February 23, 2009
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droopy snatch

When ur pussy is hanging
Susie u got a droopy snatch u silly women
by Droopysnatch07 July 10, 2023
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Satchel Snatch

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!
by texmex2000 September 21, 2011
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booty snatch

1. A booty that smells like dirty snatch. Snatch being the smelly form of a vag.

2. A booty that feels almost better then the pussy.
Damn, that girl I met last night had a booty snatch. Best part, I finished with no cleanup or worries!
by R__P December 23, 2015
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Snatch out

Pleading guilty to a criminal charge as soon as possible after a reasonable plea deal has been offered, to avoid the risk of a more severe sentence; sometimes done for the sole purpose of causing one's self to be transferred from an unfavorable jail to a state prison.

Also serves as a means of denial, whereby the defendant can claim to have 'snatched out' not because of actual guilt, but because he wanted to 'get his time started'.
Inmate: "they ain't got shit on me, cuz, but I'm bout to snatch out so they can get me on up out of Mississippi County."

Friend: 'why not fight it and beat the case?'

Inmate: "man, I ain't tryna sit in this county jail for no 9 months... I'm just gonna snatch on out."
by MODOC May 9, 2013
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