“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”
by Sexybaby669 November 02, 2022
A popular acronym used as an insult among youths that stands for "Small Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck". A sibling to the commonly used "DUFF", SMURF is a little more insulting and up to date with the current slang. SMURFs are usually men who help their friends pull by giving advice to their bitches of interest, while having no bitches of their own.
Girl 1: "What were you doing talking to that guy, do y'all have a thing??"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
Girl 2: "Omg no wtf he's just my SMURF!"
by Sexybaby669 November 04, 2022
by ohhh hell yea February 26, 2019
When someone - who is of fairly high level in a video game, often an FPS - creates another account because they need to flex on people who are just starting the game. Or they want easy some exp and loot boxes.
Person A: "Wait, last time we played, Person C was bronze level?"
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
Person B: "Yeah. This is their smurf account. They want more loot boxes and achievement unlocks."
Person A: "Huh. What's the point in that if it's not their main account?"
Person B: "Not a clue."
by dysflexia November 13, 2020
by nalvinian May 22, 2020