Smurfing

When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.

Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.

by Chelsnels December 21, 2019

Smurfed

The chemical and shit splash back onto you in porta potty

Aww man I just got smurfed in the porta potty.

by Atxterrible1 August 31, 2022

Seasoning my smurf

Having marital relations with one's wife.

I'll be over after I finish seasoning my smurf.

by El Queeftador June 13, 2025

smurf a hammy

An unintended injury

dick : " I'm goin to hit the gym. Get sweaty & grunt when I lift....wanna come?" Gene: " uhmmm nah I'm good. Don't smurf a hammy g. "

by knuckl3b3ry sl1m November 8, 2014

bassy smurf

The concept of men-sheep body switching.

“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”

“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”

by Constitutional musical May 23, 2018

smurf

trashy drag queen speak for disgusting person!

Such as "he is such a torn smurf"
*or*
Dont let that smurfy looking girl come near me.

by punkybluestar May 13, 2005

Smurf

Smirnoff

Sean: Hey im goin to the liqour store want anything
Paul: Uh sure can you grab me a handle of smurf
Sean: sure
Paul: dope

by hronk21 December 27, 2018