Sloth riot

The proper term for a group of pandas masturbating angrily.

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.

by Woody Harrelson's Scrotum June 7, 2016

Slothaism

The act of worshiping sloths.

Human: I hate sloths. They're so dumb.
Sloth: YOU WILL USE SLOTHAISM OR YOU WILL DIE.

by SonicKnuckles1998 August 12, 2016

Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

slothore

A group of sluts

Look at that slothore

by ytnigchow June 10, 2017

slothsquatch

A very large slow person.

My boss is so slow, he's just such a slothsquatch.

by Marshallu78 August 2, 2017

Smith & Jiffy

A Smith & Jiffy is a British slang term for three different things. Either a quick masturbation session, a smoke or making a sandwich. It's usually used at the end of a conversation as someone is leaving

Oi, Ethan! I'll be back in a Smith & Jiffy!

by SBliss August 27, 2017

Slothly

When you get so high you start making up new words while slurring the ones you're speaking. Then forget what the definition of the word you made up was.

Yo man I got so fucking slothly off the one shotgun hit!

by Mcrock October 6, 2018