A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. by AnnWatts May 17, 2015
Get the don't slip chocolate chipmug. via text
Person 1: I'm so horny I could eat a wiener.
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Sorry, stupid autocorrect. I meant hungry. Want to get hot dogs later?
Person 2: Sounds like a droidian slip to me....
Person 1: I'm so horny I could eat a wiener.
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Sorry, stupid autocorrect. I meant hungry. Want to get hot dogs later?
Person 2: Sounds like a droidian slip to me....
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Get the Slip a litmug. when one’s conscious abilities are altered into delirium due to oodles (a great quantity) of alcoholic beverages.
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