One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Bum Slips

What you get when you cross an African and English

1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)

by Meich May 9, 2011

slip n slide

when you cover you and your partner in a slippery substance and slide down a hallway while having sex

I fucked a bitch on the slip n slide

by the big daddy69 April 20, 2020

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

Skinny Slipping

The action of slathering oneself in Vaseline, or another lubricating substance, and slipping until your heart's content

"where's Lauren?"
"she's in the bathroom skinny slipping like usual"

by skinnyslipper February 26, 2017

Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.

My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.

by LuluBleu April 10, 2021

frodian slip

when a female/male sleeps over your house and shits in your bed, a small amount of poop is located between your sheets.

I woke up and that girl was gone, but she left me with a frodian slip. She texed me later and asked me if I wanted her to wash my sheets I told her no I had already thrown them out!

by bad luck March 21, 2013