One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Brown Slip N Slide

Anal intercourse that involves using fecal matter as a lubrication

Last night, I rode the brown Slip N Slide. It was messy, but man did it feel good.

by Cool Melon July 29, 2022

Yiff n' Slip

A Yiff n' Slip is when someone is jerking off to furry porn and cum falls on the floor, then the Yiffer Slipper slips on his own semen. This can also be done on purpose as a prank.

"how was your night?"
"good, until I did the ol' Yiff n' Slip"

by SOY_EL_GUY May 8, 2023

Harlem Slip&Slide

When you are sucking on someone's petruded ass hole and they take a shit into your mouth.

Sorry babe, i didn't mean to give you the Harlem Slip&Slide, it just came out.

by albino tim October 17, 2023

lie char slip nigga

A etremely good guy at blowing his own cock and has a huge nice ass to spank while your sucking his dick

Wow there lie char slip nigga!

by Jsjejdnane October 16, 2019

Skinny Slipping

The action of slathering oneself in Vaseline, or another lubricating substance, and slipping until your heart's content

"where's Lauren?"
"she's in the bathroom skinny slipping like usual"

by skinnyslipper February 26, 2017

Slip-a-Saber

(Noun) A revolutionary piece of Jedi lounge-wear: a slipper that glows like a lightsaber, making every trip to the fridge feel like an epic duel. Ideal for force-sensitive feet and defending the galaxy… from cold floors.

Darth Maul: "I have been granted the power of the Slip-a-Saber! There's no defeating me now!"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025