One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

slip some fish

To tongue someone's derriere

We were going at it and she decided to slip some fish to me

by mjfriend August 13, 2009

Stink Slip

When someone accidentally flashes thier asshole to everyone. The equivalent of a nip-slip for the ass.

Dude when I bent over my pants ripped and everyone got a view of the stink slip.

by cadywompus April 5, 2010

The Old Slip

When a guy, while doing his girl doggy-style, spits on his fingers and rubs her asshole to lube it up, then whispers in her ear, "I Love You!", and jams his dick in her ass.

"Hey man, Mary sure is walking funny today."

"That's cause last night was our anniversary. She gave me a new watch, and I gave her The Old Slip!"

by Custard Butter February 22, 2010

slip 'n fall

Term for a completely accidental and fatally regrettable one-night stand, typically involving impaired reasoning skills due to the over-consumption of alcohol or other choice substances.

Jane: Don't look now, but at 12 O'clock, isn't that Chad? Didn't you two date for a while?

Christina: Chad? Is that his name? Nah, we never dated. He was a total slip 'n fall.

by le fizz November 1, 2009

French Slip-N-Slid

When i guy shits then rubs it on his dick then fucks a girl using the shit as lube.

Damn I gave u the fastest french slip-n-slide ever!

by Kevbo1122 May 6, 2011

Bum Slips

What you get when you cross an African and English

1st Person: *whispers* Plump Lips.
2nd Person: *whispers* I like those plump lips.
African: Bum Slips! Bum Slips! What are Bum Slips?

(No offence to Africans, this was said by one of my friends.)

by Meich May 9, 2011