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Gorilla salad

The art of trimming ones pubic hairs and sprinkling them over freshly laid rope.
I'm ordering the gorilla salad tonight. BYO scissors cutie
by Zerohecks September 17, 2018
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soft salad

An act of anal penetration using the upper third of the forefinger and upper half-inch portion of either the middle or ring finger, often with a 35-degree bend of the second finger.
I was hoping for a proper pegging last night, but I had to settle for a soft salad.
by Lord Bumbershoot December 11, 2018
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hamza sajid

Normally a guy who looks like a meerkat and goes for a younger audience with no ass! He is cancerous as some have described
by Ur marj December 21, 2018
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Buzzword Salad

Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a harsh CDC report.
I thought that word-salad was pure gibberish, but there was a signal of the "buzzwords" here. Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a adversarial CDC report.

Imagine an IPCC citation, which is legitimate, blurred with the buzz-word salad.

Imagine the next CDC report, mixed with an antivaccine essay.
by Essar March 8, 2019
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i said a joke not a poem

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.
'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM
by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019
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Sink salad

A delicious snack to enjoy at the bottom of the sink after you wash the dishes
“Yo man you wanna cop some food later?”

Nah man I’ve been fiending that sink salad Ive got building up in my sink”
by BiggieG07 July 9, 2019
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joshua saidian

the hottest man alive, WHOEVERS REVIEWING THIS PLEASE ACCEPT IT
by kyle mayor October 15, 2019
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