When you are taking a power shit from eating too much mexican food and all of a sudden you have the urge to throw up as well. You then proceed to stand up in the middle of your shit, turn around and heave your guts into your spicy shit soup. Named for the famous "two steps" it takes to turn around and the "Mexican" origin of the shit/puke.
Guy 1: "Hey! What'd you end up doing last night? I didn't see you after we went out for dinner at Pedro's."
Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."
Guy 2: "Ya sorry man, I had a terrible case of Mexican two-step last night. Those Enchiladas really messed my shit up."
by OldSweatyMan June 15, 2009

To firmly believe in and practice the Twelve Step Program of Alcoholics Anonymous. From James Frey's book, A Million Little Pieces.
"Near the end, there is a section of testimonials. One is by a dentist, one by a European Drinker, one by a Salesman, one by an Educated Agnostic. They were all Alcoholic disasters, they all found God, they all started dancing the Twelve Step, they all got better." -A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
by Jay.Rod February 2, 2009

by zachwolff October 15, 2003

Usually directed to a person who is being hostille to another. Used to inform the hostille person to behave and act in an appropriate manner, or give respect.
by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003

1. A short distance ahead while riding in a vehicle.
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently
by Robert E Palisin I April 22, 2007

After an inebriated female sexual partner passes out during or before intercourse, you jizz in their hair and shit on their chest. Then you leave.
Hey (Insert name here), we gotta get leave, NOW! I just Milwaukie Two-Stepped that skank! We gotta go before she wakes up!
by Spassmacher April 19, 2009

by marie August 22, 2003
