Splitting hairs

When your old lady lays down and spreads the peach for ya.

Hey baby, how's about us splitting hairs and me giving you a good poke?

by anonymous September 14, 2020

split creampie

When you ejaculate inside two or more vaginas during the same ejaculating process.

«Babe, lets do a split creampie with your friend.»
«We should have about the same due date, after all it was a spilt creampie.»

by The gate to Adventure Island December 9, 2020

Split-Whore

A person who splits the whole board and doesn’t take the open splits.

A person who makes a bunch of open splits scaring everyone away.

“Hey, look at this split-whore splitting the last 4 full spots on this game”

“Look at that split-whore taking the whole board”

“That split-whore is on a winning streak 🔥”

“I wish I was as lucky as split-whore”

by FB Bingz September 3, 2023

the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

60/40 split

60/40 split refers to a marriage or relationship dynamic where the man is the primary earner and the woman is the secondary earner. The man pays 60% of the bills while the woman pays 40% of the bills. Chores and childcare are split evenly and shared among the couple. Studies show the 60/40 split has the lowest rates of divorce, lowest rates of adultery, and highest rate of marital satisfaction. This is to be contrasted with the 40/60 split where the man pays 40% and the woman pays 60%.

I will do a 60/40 split sometime in the future.

by leldon February 4, 2025

Chain Split Line

When the picture of a chain covers up the meeting point between two videos.

That video you edited is amazing, just needs a 'chain split line'.

by jellyeditor April 4, 2022

Chain Split Line

A picture of a chain that covers up the gap between two videos.

Wow, that's an amazing edit! Just needs a Chain Split line on AB1.

by jellyeditor April 4, 2022