A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
by Bloodshine35303 September 30, 2015
by Medellin Miguel February 24, 2019
First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.
by InsincereApology August 01, 2016
Person A: Guys I need a notebook for school but I don’t have any money to get it!
Person B: Well, why don’t we just slip and dip?
Person B: Well, why don’t we just slip and dip?
by Vndrll January 10, 2020
Greg: Now Karl has come out, I'm glad I never asked him to coach the under 8s soccer
Brad: Yeah. He would not have fitted in.
Greg: Dude! That is disgusting
Brad: Oops. Savilian slip!
Mike: Hey. Look at that chick over there. Man she is hot. I'm a gonna get me a piece of that ass
Bill: Fuck man you are so uncool. That's DeAndre's daughter. She is like 15.
Mike: Hmm Savilian slip...
Brad: Yeah. He would not have fitted in.
Greg: Dude! That is disgusting
Brad: Oops. Savilian slip!
Mike: Hey. Look at that chick over there. Man she is hot. I'm a gonna get me a piece of that ass
Bill: Fuck man you are so uncool. That's DeAndre's daughter. She is like 15.
Mike: Hmm Savilian slip...
by The_Trill_LV January 13, 2014
When you let out a piece of sensitive, or personal information by accident. Like a Freudian slip, but with something in the real world. For example, opening your goon folder on stream, or opening your photo album in public and another person sees something really weird only you or your friends get/like.
You sitting on the bus
Your phone getting a notification and Siri reading it out:
"Your order FYJENNICC HT-V5 Chastity Cage | Lightweight Cock Cage | Resin Chastity Devices | Male Chastity Cage | Adult Sex Toy for Men | Click&Locked Key | 5 Sizes Rings Included has arrived"
You later that evening talking to your friend:
"Yeah, I was on the bus earlier today and had a Vaushian Slip, thankfully no one heard it"
Your phone getting a notification and Siri reading it out:
"Your order FYJENNICC HT-V5 Chastity Cage | Lightweight Cock Cage | Resin Chastity Devices | Male Chastity Cage | Adult Sex Toy for Men | Click&Locked Key | 5 Sizes Rings Included has arrived"
You later that evening talking to your friend:
"Yeah, I was on the bus earlier today and had a Vaushian Slip, thankfully no one heard it"
by rameal March 22, 2024