shell silverstein

when you take a girl home from the bar, she drops a deuce before, you start banging her, she has her period all over your bed, you pretend to cum, you tell her to leave, and to top it off you send her a venmo request for new sheets

wow i really shell silversteined that girl last night

by mrmccoy19 June 26, 2019

Fart silencer

It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.

I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.

by Richter Ass September 29, 2019

my silver

a person you find kindness, sensitivity, and tenderness in, you feel as if you can trust them with your life, they give you hope and unconditional love.

Stephen: You are my silver

by Stephenthefemboy April 29, 2021

barry silbert

An over-privileged sociopath who derives joy by hurting others-particularly those less privileged than himself

Remember the time that Barry Silbert tried to destroy the doge army’s spirit by shorting Doge?

by Doge!!! May 9, 2021

Madi Silva

Dreams smp Stan that can’t ride a bike, Olivia rodrigo Stan #good4u . She can’t ride a bike (needs training wheels). She loves Rebecca Zamolo and is a huge #zamfam member. Sleep schedule = non existent and loves her sister Lauren soooo much. Ralsei simp, wants a body pillow of ralsei for Christmas #truelove. She’s kinda cool

Madi Silva? Among us in real life sus sus

by Devontotallydidntwritethis December 2, 2021

Infinite Silver

That one place that isn't even fucking silver, it was also a cause of insanity until it was solved.

Bro have you been to Infinite Silver yet?

by Pseudanymous February 10, 2023

Second Day Sillies

The persistant distracted/unfocused feeling you get the day after smoking

Dude: Fuck all this homework, man. I'm not getting shit done today.
Man: What's wrong with you, dude?
Dude: I've just got mad second day sillies after that sesh last night.

by Markko October 12, 2013