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Shifty

Shifty is a word used to describe someone perfect and 1337 in every way. Not even Rufus! can compare to his grace. When Shifty trips, if you ever notice him trip, it will never be registered as a trip but instead something which reveals extreme beauty. Seeing Shifty in person would be like owning every porn movie related to a fetish you might have. Simply put, Shifty is boner-enducing to the straightest of men.
"OMG!!!!!!! ITS SHIFTY!!!!! HIDE YOUR EYES OR YOU MIGHT BE BLINDED BY HIS EXTREME SEXINESS" "BUT I'D NEVER WANT TO SHIELD MY EYES FROM THE GRACE, BEAUTY, AND SEXINESS OF SHIFTY!!!!" "Oh NOO I CREAMED MY PANTS!!!!!"
by INFECTION725 July 19, 2004
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Shifty

Teh 1337est and finest of them all - his sexiness rules over everybody and he is king
1337 Uber Sexah Veteran Shifty!!!11!!
by Haze July 20, 2004
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Blue Shift

n. The political change of the United States in favor of liberalism.

(this makes reference to the red states being pro-GOP, and the Blue, pro-Dems)

See Red Shift
FDR marked a long period of Blue Shift. He won four elections, and created the liberal/'liberal' media, depending on your opinion, and at his death, nearly all of the federal judges in the supreme and apellate judges were appointed by him.
by Aktopus December 8, 2004
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Shifted

Turnt up and swagged out but with a hidden agenda. Someone who is going about his business slyly but doing it big.
Shontrelle: Damn, dat foo lookin straight shifted with his J's and ray bans.
Addison: I know cuz, he plannin somethin today
by swagur October 14, 2011
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Shifting

Shifting is a term used in various alterhuman communities, such as the otherkin and therian communities, to refer to feeling more like your kintype for a period of time. There are many types of shift, including phantom shifts, mental shifts and the impossible physical shift.
I'm shifting right now.
by Debleb November 11, 2020
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mind-shifting

Voluntary reduction of mind activity purposely for weaking of responsibility or restful life
mind-shifting is a psychological activity of modern office-management due to a huge amount of work responsibility
by ITSABEAST June 8, 2009
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Stick shift

When a girl grabs your dick trying to give you a hand job, but decides to shift your dick like a car. (Preferably by a girl named julia.)
Julia stick shifted me so bad last night.
by Stick shift 1000000000 May 15, 2015
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