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The Shotgun

A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.

It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
by professional shoota man May 11, 2024
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an object that appears right in front of me when I see happy couples on TikTok
*happy couple sharing their experience*

(comment section)
"how the shotgun just appeared next to me 🥰🥰🥰 "
by ThoughtsInThots July 13, 2023
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In shellshock.io if you use this weapon you are a noob without debate
You always play shotgun you noob
by Thelegend27noobmaster May 27, 2019
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Shotgunning

Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top.
I saw this video of a girl who looked like you shotgunning a beer.
by Yagirlkween October 29, 2018
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Shotgun

the America defense. that people use when someone that owns one sees someone they fucking despise
Dude who owns shotgun: GET THE FUCK OF MY LAWN *shotgun sfx*
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Shotgun Humor

A type of humor system that hits close to home, very quickly, and meant to catch you off guard, alike to a shotgun pass in football. Oh, yeah it’s also based purely around shotguns, Alabama, or fucking some gay whore named Dunkirk
What type of humor was being told up there? Why, Shotgun humor of course!
by Jackinator84 October 28, 2023
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Shotgun (Beer)

Shotgunning a beer is the action of drinking an alcoholic beverage quickly by adding an additional hole to the bottom of the can. One can only say they have “shotgunned” once they have performed the griddy after.
I can shotgun (beer) a beer because i can griddy
by Sender.Dragon July 1, 2023
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