Shifties

Noun. Alcoholic drinks you have after working a shift in any service industry. Can be one or many multiple number of drinks that may sometimes lead to shenanigans or the next morning. 2. Often free for BOH employees and almost always necessary post shift for all staff. Contagious in dive bars

Worked sucked. Let’s get some shifties.

by Kidd Blast October 3, 2019

Paradigm Shifting Epiphany of Botanical Knowledge

To smoke weed

I just had a paradigm shifting epiphany of botanical knowledge and now I have the munchies.

by Botanist420 July 31, 2010

Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

by Richard Wriggles June 10, 2013

Shafty Weiner

When a weiner's shaft is at least 8 inches in length to where the head of the penis is almost inexistent. The shafts width must be at least 2 inches wide as well.

She really wanted to fuck so i whipphed out my shafty weiner and said, " Sit on this shit BITCH"

by Shafty Mcshamus November 22, 2009

The Deadly Shaft Worm

It is a Parasitic Worm that, while you sleep, crawls up your shaft and slowly nibbles away at your prostate. Causing anal discomfort and extremely violent discharges, fluorescent in colour, and after a long time harbouring this parasite your testicles will distort and retract into your body. Then You Die

John : I woke up last night and my arse felt sore

Jack : Stay away from me, your home to The Deadly Shaft Worm now

by Shaft Inspector !!! February 24, 2011

C.I.T. Shaft

The term CIT Shaft applies when a member of staff with more authority than a CIT tells them to do something. It applies to any aspect of the camp life, from petty tasks such as going to collect the cabin's tuck and mail to taking the top bunk.

Ex. 1. Im going to C.I.T. shaft my C.I.T. and give him the top bunk.
Ex. 2. I got C.I.T. shafted to make all the pre-mades for trip.

by Camp Wabanaki Staff January 24, 2011