Sticking your thumb up a females butt while goong down on her. Later, sticking said thumb in her mouth during intercourse. Not quite the Rusty Trombone. Its the Rusty Trumpet
Jeff, was she a good girl or a freak? Bro, all I'm goona say is I gave her a solid Rusty Trumpet and she took it like a champ !
by SoggyBottomz October 7, 2016
Get the Rusty Trumpet mug.Similar to the rusty trombone, only performed when masturbating. You insert your own thumb into your rectum (left or right hand, your choice), bend your wanker down between your legs and crank your pecker between the four remaining fingers of the same hand and your palm. The beauty of this is that you have a free hand to eat a sandwich or work the TV remote.
Steve: "When I get Lisa good and tanked, she'll like my anus like there's no tomorrow, then she'll leave my house and go lick Tony's ass. She love's ass"
Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
Ramone: "She's a whore, she didn't come over last night for her usual drunken booty-call so I had to give myself a rusty thumbone. I hear she was licking Matt's ass"
by rileyriley March 3, 2011
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Get the Rusty Hitch mug.When you're face fucking a girl, and before you cum, you fart on her nose in the hopes of giving her double pink eye
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Get the Rusty Philips mug.After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.
Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot
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