Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride

OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!

by JimmmyD January 01, 2009

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Russian Bear

1. A coward who talks themselves up to be more powerful than they really are.

Look at those brave Russian bears fleeing from their trenches. Haha, the last one even soiled himself. Those Russian bears are only brave when they are standing over 10 year old girls.

by Voted Coalition and regret it July 04, 2023

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Creamy Russian

A cocktail mix of high-quality Russian vodka and semen.

Have you ever tried a creamy russian? I've been told it's not great.

by CoverFireStyx January 28, 2022

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Russian Fold

When you get hit in the dick when your are fully erect and your dick folds in half as a result. Can also result from when a bitch is riding you cowgirl style and falls off like an autistic cunt and bends your dick in half as she falls.

Richard: "Did you just get hit in the dick?"
Steve: "Yeah that bitch gave me a Russian fold"

by 69gay69 January 11, 2017

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