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Russian Bride

1)
A Person (usually female) who sells herself via the internet to anyone willing 2 buy.
They are usually looking 2 the get into a more developed country.

2)
A comment about someones foreign spouse, Mail order bride
OMG man ur wife is like a fucking russian bride...!!!!!!!
by JimmmyD January 1, 2009
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Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
by daddyscock May 4, 2020
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russian turnpipe

1.)The realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can't be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) What happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy ass and do something with yourself. Not that you'll actually do it, though.
3.) A technique for sex in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a Russian dude, effectively killing them. Not actually for sex. Just to kill.
He was an asshole until he had a russian turnpipe.
by Brian Montel July 29, 2017
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Russian Beerlette

A drinking game using an airsoft revolver with one loaded shell. The shooter spins the chamber and pulls the trigger. When the gun fires, the shootee drinks. Safer than standard Russian Roulette
Yo, man you got so wasted playing russian beerlette last night!
by Da Beer Hunter December 23, 2010
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Russian-bow

Ro-sham-bo for russians but with the added bow gesture.

Originated from the Murmansk suburb of Rosta on an vodka fueled bender where two men were to decide between getting more vodka or steal a boat from the nearby shipyard.
The bow gesture still remains unknown to this day.
-Let's do a Russian-bow!
-What?
-Roshambo with a bow!
-Shut up you're drunk
by Razul Ham April 14, 2015
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Russian Button

I told Steve my Russian Button is of limits until the cream works it's magic
by Sue Doughnim June 24, 2021
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Russian Column

A clogged toilet usually consisting of stubbornly rigid, immovable turds.
Somebody call the janitor, we got a Russian column in stall 2.
by DirtSticks March 8, 2022
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