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Testicly Retarded

A person who has problems with his testicles. Can't see them (too small), can't play with them (doesn't like to), or just can't ejaculate.
When DW jerks off he is Testicly Retarded.
by Evilman666 May 20, 2009
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The Retarded Boner

1) The ownage ship frigate of EvE-Online, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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The Retarded Boner

The Retarded Boner
1) The ownage frigate ship of EVE, also known as the Incursus, which brings fear in the eyes of the enemies.

2) A retarded erect penis. Sometimes has an odd curve or strange growths (not to be confused with Syphilis, Chancroid or any other STD). Though retarded in appearance, feels really good up the ass or in the kootch.
1) OMFG HOLY SHIT. THAT EFFIN FRIG JUST PEW PEW'D MY MYRM!!! WTH ITS CALLED THE RETARDED BONER!!!

2) Stick that Retarded Boner in my tight man-hole, you big stud.
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socially retarded

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family
Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!
by ilovechrisandme February 19, 2012
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Negative Retarded

There are actually two definitions for the phrase negative retarded.
1.) More retarded than retarded. (The superlative form of retarded)
2.) If used in the proper context, it can be a way to call someone intelligent. This is because the negative of something is usually the opposite, so the negative of retarded is intelligent.
John is negative retarded, he walked into a door like 10 times in row, man!

Christine was called negative retarded today by her friend because she is in smart people math (aka calculus)

Bob didn't know what negative retarded meant, so he must be negative retarded

man!
by MikeTS July 23, 2007
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Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011
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effing retarded

extraordinarily obtuse and/or lame
That guy's Facebook post about loving ice cream was so effing retarded.
by checkled slovockia February 6, 2012
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